December 2011
39 posts
I don't know why this is so funny- wait, yes I do....
bignerdbigdreams:
mystinkybutt:
Tell me something: Mars has all the signs of being very much like earth many, many years ago. It had an atmosphere like ours, it even has big carbon dioxide-y ice chunks at its poles. About half of it was oceanic. Who’s to say Mars didn’t give us humans?
All right, I am. Mars may have been ideal for life in every other way, but it was...
Partying on New Year's Eve?
Don’t drink and drive — and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
That’s really cool. I mean, my school has night ride, but it only runs from 7pm to midnight....
Folks, I give you, the 2012 Republican...
glass-kaleidoscope:
Michelle Bachmann: “Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004) Ron Paul: “The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase...
Today at the movies
glass-kaleidoscope:
Me: Hi. I’d like two tickets to Sherlock Holmes: A Gay of Shadows? Ticket Seller: Yeah su- Wait, what? Me: Sherlock Homes: A Gay of Gay. Ticket Seller: I don’t- Me: Sherlock Gay: A Gay of Gay Gay. Ticket Seller: Sir I- Me: Gay Gay: Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay. Ticket Seller: That- Me: Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
I really want Sherlock and Watson to have more...
glass-kaleidoscope:
“The average homosexual has 1,000 or more partners in a lifetime, and the average homosexual has only one sexual encounter per partner and never sees the person again after that encounter.”
—
Ron Paul
(via pompadoursandpincurls)
It’s like the Sodomy Comic I put up a little while ago (it depicts a life of nonstop sex, making money to have more sex etc…)....
That awkward moment when you're having a...
sacrificetheory:
doctorwhonesss:
epic-humor:
And people just look at you like
all the time
every day.
Yes. Except with comic scripts.
Gender-Neutral Equivalents to Boyfriend/Girlfriend →
glass-kaleidoscope:
thetimeforgutsandguil:
khaleesi:
justaguywitharrows:
fluiddragonfly:
transcending-anatomy:
Obviously, this is an incomplete list.
Paramour
Significant Other/SO
Genderfriend
Lover
Sweetie/Sweetheart
Partner
Cuddle buddy
Soul mate
Steady
[name]friend
Mate
personfriend
I actually really like paramour haha
This is a good post. I wish I’d had it when me...
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Tumblr Personality Test →
I am… impressed.
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I'm Neil Patrick Harris. I have a Phd in...
-me, apparently, 2011
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My Dream
that nobody wants to hear about.
Had a dream about zombies last night. Actually, a really cool dream. Like, the costumes and sets were amazing and my brain showed a lot of creativity with characters and plot. Maybe, someday, it will become it’s own comic. It’d be pretty neat. I’d have to change my role to female, though. It just makes more sense.
Anyway, the point of this...