LOOK AT THIS DOUCHEBAG: softowl: “Listen, dude. I’m a fan. I’m your fucking fan. I check your...
“Listen, dude. I’m a fan. I’m your fucking fan. I check your website every day—I even have a notifier so I can see the second you update. I stay on top of every single account you have on any website on the internet. I talk about you like you’re a person I’ve known forever.
“I…
